Donald Trump issued a statement on Sunday saying that he will arrest Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe for what he had done to the country of Zimbabwe and it’s people. Trump revealed that Zimbabwe is in the mess it is in because of Mugabe.
Mugabe wasted no time. He also issued a statement this morning; stating that he is not afraid of Trump. He revealed that he is also not afraid of stepping down as president, but that can only happen if Trump takes off his stupid hairpiece.
“Trump needs to mind his own business and take off that stupid wig he wears on his head. Just take if off and be a real man. Where did you even get that thinf? Was it made in China or Mexico?” Said angry Mugabe