British, Americans Behind Job Dismissals, Cdes
Dear Cabinet and Politburo members
COMRADES, I know many of you are wondering what is really happening in our country. I really share your concerns.
As your leader, it should be my sole responsibility to explain a few things, so that when you get to the grassroots, you won’t look or sound foolish before the people.
I remember warning you, after winning the July 31, 2013 harmonised elections with such a run-away margin, that we could not afford to rest on our laurels as the enemy was re-strategising . . . that we needed to master the art of sleeping with one eye wide open, and walking with our back firmly against the wall.
This is exactly what I was referring to.
Very reliable information coming from our very reliable intelligence team has just confirmed my suspicions . . . that the British and their ugly American cousins are behind all the crises the country is facing today, from the massive job losses, to the shortage of Jet A1 fuel at Air Zimbabwe, to house demolitions, to the vendor menace, to food shortages . . . all problems you can think of!
The idea is to cause social unrest and trigger regime change, the same way these evil forces did in the so-called Arab Spring in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya and such other countries.
After realising that they could not topple our government through their puppets at Harvest House as shown by the overwhelming numbers that voted for the great revolutionary party, they went back to the drawing board whence they returned with a new strategy … to foster civil unrest.
They had hoped their Occupy Africa Unity Square movement would catch fire, but it did not. And then they decided to stage the disappearance of the project front man, that Dzamara bozo, in the hope of inciting the people into civil disobedience, but hardly anyone of substance noticed . . . until possibly when that French ambassador decided to try some mischief.
According to my intelligence sources, it was then decided that the shortest route to civil unrest is to cause as many Zimbabweans as possible to be jobless . . . this was to be done concomitant with closing other avenues through which our people earn a decent living in the informal sector.
The strategy involves paying employers very large sums of money to close their businesses — the same way these people do when they subsidise their farming or other areas of the economy… that explains why so many companies have inexplicably closed in the past two years.
When they realised that there was resistance on the part of a majority of company owners, then it was decided that the employers be paid large sums of money in exchange for dismissing their workers. This is what has been happening of late . . . the bigger the number dismissed, the larger the payout from these people.
You see the local authorities that are controlled by the MDC-T? All of a sudden, they started making vending illegal . . . it is part of the same agenda.
In Harare and Chitungwiza, they have even started destroying houses.
They have been interfering with our efforts to import grain into the country.
Remember that our same shameless detractors once did worse things than these . . . when they would pay our international oil suppliers double or more and persuade them not to make any deliveries to us, sometimes even going to the extent of diverting ships already on their way to Beira.
You remember it when the British caused severe cash shortages when they were buying our banknotes from the streets and burning them?
That is the same strategy they are trying right now.
Some of their local runners are pretending to be vendors and have been trying their best to stoke some fires here and there without success.
It is on this basis that you should always be alert. Ask the people to remain calm while the situation is being dealt with at the right levels.
I shall be updating you as the situation progresses . . . but one certain thing is that there will never be an uprising against our government.