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#SouthAfrica government to open sperm banks to help unemployed men make a living

The high rate of unemployment in South Africa has caused the government to look for new ways to help people make money.

The department of Health revealed on Tuesday that  from March 2017, it will be opening sperm banks across the country so that unemployed people can donate sperms and get paid.

 “We are trying to help South Africans to make quick and easy money while they pleasure themselves. People masturbate everyday in any case, it’s not like they don’t do it. So, why not masturbate for money? Payments will be made electronically, so we will create an App which people can install on their mobile phones and fill in their details. ” said Deputy minister of Health Joe Phaahla.

Donors will be paid between R360 and R930, depending on the quality of their sperm. Men are advised to take care of themselves so they can have good semen.

“Don’t drink too much or do drugs, we don’t want to create ugly babies. Yes, we will create soldiers from some of the semen, but we don’t want ugly soldiers.” The Deputy minister continued.

The first 6 banks are planned to be opened on the 6th of March 2017 in Johannesburg, Pretoria, Durban, Cape Town, Mbombela, and Polokwane. More banks will be opened after.

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