Angry Robert Mugabe Jnr blasts critics in surprise Facebook post

President Mugabe’s son Robert Jnr, known by the name Tino is social circles has hit hard at Zimbabweans who have been circulating his photos and videos on social media.

Robert Peter Tino Mugabe
Robert Peter Tino Mugabe

In a long, surprise post on his facebook page, a clearly mad Robert had no kind words for all his critics. It is not yet well ascertained whether Robert himself is the user of his facebook page or if it is a bogus accounts. However Facebook has been tightening its account policy with supicious account holders being asked to submit a copy of a valid national ID cards as proof of identity which makes it highly likely that the first family’s first son owns the account. 

Defending his parents Robert wrote,

Robert Jnr, far right
Robert Jnr, far right

“It is tough to be the first son of the President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe. I have had people inboxing me on Facebook saying my mum is a b**tch and that my father is a dictator, but whatever you say or think, it would be complete madness to think that I will stop loving my parents. You would be mentally retarded to ever entertain such hopes. I love and respect my father. He is the best dad in the entire world and I thank God I still have him. For those who wish him bad health and death, shame on you! He is going to be here for an even longer time and he will be President!! Aiwa ka, asingade kutongwa nababa vangu, try Zuma or somewhere else. Isu ndisu tinotonga! My mum is lovely. Though a bit strict at the end of the day I know she cares for my future that the future of all of you combined.”

A crappy blog posted a video of me at school. But I mean, what’s this craziness all about? Everyone is hating that I am studying and I am studying Architecture at The American University in Dubai.

Go get a life! Leave me alone!! Would you not send your kids to school? And if you were President of a rich country like Zimbabwe, what would stop you from making sure your kid gets the best education possible. This PhD (Pull Him Down) syndrome will take you nowhere but give you Hypertension and Diabetes whilst my father, The Great Gushungo walks smoothly into his hundreds.

About my fashion, you aint seen nothing yet. I wear what I afford. Gucci, Versace, Ferragamo, Louis Vuitton, Giorgio Armani. If you think you will see me at a flee market in Mbare, well, all the best. Keep checking, I might pass by totenga tese mazitye. Bwa ha ha lmao

Robert JNr

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8 comments

  1. Francis Mandonye

    Obviously he is bitterly responding to all the insults that he is subjected to bcoz he is president son. Hapana nyaya apa

  2. Why dont you study in your dad’s wonderful country or did he mess up the country so much that they have a sub-standard bush-university or one that doesn’t teach architecture?

    • Itsbwhites like you who make ZanuPF win election after election..You call us bush people monkeys and such horrendeous names and expect us to fight OUR PERZIDENT with y’all?

  3. Rich country like what? Stupid boy indeed your mum is a b**ch and your dad is really a cunt dictator. Spoilt brat. I wish him DEATH as DEAD. Fool

  4. why ditching the UZ, NUST, Bindura University GZ, Chinhoyi etc, i thot yu were grown up but now i see yu are stil 12 years old

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