Minister of Home Affairs in South Africa revealed on his twitter account this morning that All Zimbabweans with funny names like Marvellous, Lovemore, Saviour,Sixpence,Evidence, and Learnmore will be deported back to Zim.
This left a lot of Zimbabweans who are living illegally in the country stressed and some wanting to commit suicide.
“It is too late for any of them to change their name now, it is too late for that. We already know who they are and where they live, and we are coming for them.” the minister further said.
Officials at the border between South Africa and Swaziland confirmed they have arrested over 5000 Zimbabweans trying to flee over to Swaziland since the minister released his statement today.
It will be easy for the government to locate these illegal immigrants only by their first names.
Around the middle of the 20th century many Zimbabwe (at the time the country was an English colony called Rhodesia) Zim parents began to give their new born babies very unusual English first names, a tradition that still continues today.
The list of names below is real and belongs to mostly well known personalities in Zimbabwe (politicians, soccer players, artists, as well as ordinary people).
Today in Africa, the first and most famous name that comes to my mind that would fit really nicely into the relatively short list below, would be of Goodluck Jonathan, the President of Nigeria
Godknows Dzoro Mtshakazi
Heavy Weight Utaunashe
Released Results Matongo
Polling Station Nhamoinesu
Ballot Box Makhosi
The last 5 names were from a Zimbabwe maternity records list showing some strange names given to new born babies during and after an election period.
We will keep you updated on this matter as time progresses.